I have always been an oblivious person to my surroundings. If I'm in a shopping complex, train, or simply walking around, I would just mind my own business and look straight ahead, usually to an object rather than faces. I would only look at people if they are blocking my way or when they are being annoying. It may sound cool, but most of the time, this action of mine cause me trouble.
Like last Thursday night.
Ibu Adam was in town with of course, the hero. I took 'mc' that day with an excuse, "having horrible migrain boss, can't even sit let alone stand up" kind of excuse to Chief. I guess, after 7 years of hearing that kind of excuse, his reply was short and simple and sweet... "Ok". Heh. Well, there's a story of kantol besar-besaran with the Chief, but that would be another day tales.
Anyway, that night, all of us including Jazabelle and the bf headed to Kg Baru for ayam penyet session. After melantaking and stuffing our faces with the delicious super duper spicy of ayam penyet, the smokers in the house, that's Jazabelle and me, went outside to have our usual fag after eating. Again, oblivious as I was, I happily huffed and puffed the ciggie away.. looked at the cars and the bikes and the shops around me.
15 minutes later, we were getting ready to leave. I was putting on my shoes when I turned my head to the left and saw my uncle's brother and his family sitting just 5 feet away from where I was. I froze.
"SHIT!!"
"What??" asked Jazabelle with her curious face.
"Adik pakcik aku!! FUCK!!"
"Mana??"
"Yang duduk kat table tepi ni..." I pointed at their direction with my mouth all the while hiding my face at the little tembok.
"Kau... diorang ni baru je masuk masa kita gi smoke tadik tau. Kau tak perasan ke?!!"
"OWH FUUUCCKKKKKK!!!"
I sped my way out of the restaurant without looking back.
Penah rasa urat perut tergeliat?
Sheez.
Like last Thursday night.
Ibu Adam was in town with of course, the hero. I took 'mc' that day with an excuse, "having horrible migrain boss, can't even sit let alone stand up" kind of excuse to Chief. I guess, after 7 years of hearing that kind of excuse, his reply was short and simple and sweet... "Ok". Heh. Well, there's a story of kantol besar-besaran with the Chief, but that would be another day tales.
Anyway, that night, all of us including Jazabelle and the bf headed to Kg Baru for ayam penyet session. After melantaking and stuffing our faces with the delicious super duper spicy of ayam penyet, the smokers in the house, that's Jazabelle and me, went outside to have our usual fag after eating. Again, oblivious as I was, I happily huffed and puffed the ciggie away.. looked at the cars and the bikes and the shops around me.
15 minutes later, we were getting ready to leave. I was putting on my shoes when I turned my head to the left and saw my uncle's brother and his family sitting just 5 feet away from where I was. I froze.
"SHIT!!"
"What??" asked Jazabelle with her curious face.
"Adik pakcik aku!! FUCK!!"
"Mana??"
"Yang duduk kat table tepi ni..." I pointed at their direction with my mouth all the while hiding my face at the little tembok.
"Kau... diorang ni baru je masuk masa kita gi smoke tadik tau. Kau tak perasan ke?!!"
"OWH FUUUCCKKKKKK!!!"
I sped my way out of the restaurant without looking back.
Penah rasa urat perut tergeliat?
Sheez.
2 orang buang masa di GayahLand:
Come on babe...
Kalau parents lu tanye, ko pakai ayat Dr Ismadi kepada Kassim Selamat...
"Barangkali pelandok dua serupa..."
Easy man!
Hahaha... ;P
-acai-
Babe, mak pak gua takde hal. diorang dah lali. gua malas nak dengar bulldozer machine gun dari nenek gua tu je haaa... cair tinge siot.
setakat ni, tinge blom cair lagik. berita belom sampai agaknya. doa2kan la gua turun cherat dengan telinga yang sempurna ye. hik.
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