Dah makin kurang minat....

Blogspot is starting to test my VERY thin patience.

Therefore, with a SOOOO not heavy heart, I'm stopping my ramblings here.

And following Lady Marko's footsteps, I'm starting my ramblings here pulak.

Feel free to change the URL...


If you feel it's worth it lah. Hihi.

My Hubba Bubba Night

Laaarriiikkkkkk!!

Cop cop!! Bentiiii!!

MY drink.. got me the glass too..

His and her drinks. Nampak perbezaannya? From the glass pun dah tau who's the boss.. nyehnyeh..

Our appetizer - Cajun Shrimp

My main course - Bourbon Street Barramundi.

His main course. Tak hengat apa ke nama. Consist of rice, bread and broth. Kalau tau nak makan ni je, bawak mamak sudah! Hmph!

His complimentary birthday ice cream cake. Memalu nak tiup lilin kunonnnnn... But his face, priceless!!

Perangai!!!

Tele-conversation with Ibu Adam at 1130 this morning...


Ibu Adam: Buat apa? Makan ke?

Me: Tengah nak carik makanan la nih. Hikhik.

Ibu Adam: Macam setan!! Kau kat mana ni bising2 nih?

Me: Kat Avon. Tengah membeli belah.

Ibu Adam: Ewah ewaahhhh.. tak keja kau?

Me: Keja. Biasa aa.. ari Jumaat kan ari mengular.

Ibu Adam: Sejak bila kau keja gomen ni? Kol 1130 dah mengular!!

Me: Sapa kata aku kuar mengular dari kol 1130. Aku kuar kol 930 tadik okaaayyy!! Nyehnyeh.

Ibu Adam: Macam cilakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Hoh!! Dah tu, nak carik makanan la nih?

Me: Ha tu ah.. lapo nih. Ujan lebat lak tu kat sini. Makan apa aa?

Ibu Adam: Tu mekdi drive thru. Aku kan.. everytime lalu mekdi drive thru tu mesti teringat cite dajal kita bertiga gi tapau sampai 3 set kat mekdi time bulan pose dulu.

Me: KITA bertiga?!!! Aku kau Jazabelle ke?

Ibu Adam: Ha laaaa... Masa tu kau dok ngan makcik kau lagik kat Subang. Dah dah.. jangan nak ngatakan kau lupa!!

Me: Eh aku ingat bab aku ngan Jazabelle manjang gi drive thru Subang nun tapi aku tak ingat kau ada...

Ibu Adam: Ada!! Masa tu kita nak gi shopping tapi blom berjalan dah kekunon penat. Gi drive thru beli sampai 3 set makan dalam keta. Kungajo kaannnn.. Mesti budak kat mekdi tu cakap, hamboih sampai tiga2 period at the same time...




Tsk tsk.. anak sapaaaaa la niiiii...

My Love & Hate Rship with TraxxFM

My ex boyfriend this morning pulled a prank on me. I'm soooo going to kill him when I see him next I tell you!!


Being a radio deejay gave him the full authorities to jerk me around even when we were seeing each other. He would simply call me up in the morning during his morning show and asked me something and casually said, ok... you are going on air in 5 secs. STAY ON THE LINE!! Like a%&holeeee!!!


Macam this morning lah!!


When I saw TraxxFM on my hp screen, I knew it must be him. He asked me what do I know about bubur lambuk. I said, errr nothing because I don't like bubur lambuk. SUPERB, he said. You're going on air as our expert. And I'm giving you marvellous dinner voucher ok sweetheart..


And that was it lah. Duduk la I tunggu to be on air. And here was our conversation:


TraxxFM: Soooo here's our professional to talk about bubur lambuk. What is bubur lambuk?

Me: It's a porridge?

TraxxFM: Ohh yessss, of course... that explains a LOT!! And what is lambuk?

Me: I KNEW you're going to ask that. It's... LEMBEUK (gila mengalahkan mat saleh aku pronounce nih)

TraxxFM: *laughed* What's in bubur lambuk?

Me: Ok.. I don't fancy bubur lambuk but I know it has chicken in it, some daun-daun bawang I guess.. and oh oh! they only do it during Ramadhan.

TraxxFM (Nigel): Oh.. only in Ramadhan haa... and....

Me: And DON'T ask my why!!

TraxxFM (Nigel): Ookkaaayyyy... that stops my next question then. *laughed*



I don't know whether I got that voucher or not because my ex never called me back after that but who cares. I'm sure they had a good time making fun of me now. YIDIOT!!



Oh oh... they sempat warned me no vulgar words on air. Hehe. They knew me too well lah.

My bits and pieces

For someone who doesn't even know what is daun kesum but brave enough to cook ayam asam pedas last saturday to feed 5 fasting people, I'd say, either I was delusional thinking that I somehow miraculously inherited Chef Wan's hands OR I was just being ambitiously stupid. Hek.


Ya puan-puan. Yours truly cooked. And bukan takat ayam goreng ok. AYAM.ASAM.PEDAS. Owh ada desert lagik tu. Mak buat bubur jagung gituh. Don't ask what's got into me tetiba je nak memasak. My amma punye terkejut, dari dia berbaring-baring memalaskan diri bole terus terduduk staring at me like I was possessed by hantu kuali and asked me repeatedly, "ye ke awak nih nak masak asam pedas nih?!!! yeke nih?!! ye..ke...?!!"


For a first timer dalam bidang memasak asam ni kan, I'd say ok la. The result wasn't too bad. No one complaint cirit birit after that. My cousin said I should cook more often and NO, I did NOT pay her to say that. If you knew me well enough, I DON'T believe in paying people to compliment me (kedekut sebenonya takmo kasik duit nyehnyeh). But of course. During that approximately 15 mins of cooking, I continously harrassing amma.. "AMMMAAAAA!! kunyit ngan serai ni tumbuk skali ke?!!!" "AMMMAAAA!! ni daun kesum nak masuk seme ke?!!!" "AMMMAAAA!! ni air asam jawa ni ok ke cenggini?!!!" Begitu lah keadaannya dapo di Ampang punye la kecoh nampak sangat baru first time memasak. Hik.


Bab bubur jagung tu, mak tutup mata je masaknya. Tu favourite mak. Lagikpun takat campak santan, daun pandan, keledek, sagu bijik, jagung tin ngan gula melaka apa ke susah benaunya kan.


Cukup la untuk bulan ni ye puan-puan. Moga bertemu lagik kita di bulan Ramadhan akan datang untuk upacara memasak seterusnya.


Nak ngatakan aku nak masak lagik memang mintak la hampun!!!


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Last Sunday was Chief's birthday. Since he took me out for a lavish dinner on my birthday, I thought I'd returned the favour lah. But a bit extravaganza sket from my side. Dinner at Bubba Gump and foot spa at his favourite place in CentrePoint this coming weekend.


Should get me a fat bonus this year.


*grin*