My ex boyfriend this morning pulled a prank on me. I'm soooo going to kill him when I see him next I tell you!!
Being a radio deejay gave him the full authorities to jerk me around even when we were seeing each other. He would simply call me up in the morning during his morning show and asked me something and casually said, ok... you are going on air in 5 secs. STAY ON THE LINE!! Like a%&holeeee!!!
Macam this morning lah!!
When I saw TraxxFM on my hp screen, I knew it must be him. He asked me what do I know about bubur lambuk. I said, errr nothing because I don't like bubur lambuk. SUPERB, he said. You're going on air as our expert. And I'm giving you marvellous dinner voucher ok sweetheart..
And that was it lah. Duduk la I tunggu to be on air. And here was our conversation:
TraxxFM: Soooo here's our professional to talk about bubur lambuk. What is bubur lambuk?
Me: It's a porridge?
TraxxFM: Ohh yessss, of course... that explains a LOT!! And what is lambuk?
Me: I KNEW you're going to ask that. It's... LEMBEUK (gila mengalahkan mat saleh aku pronounce nih)
TraxxFM: *laughed* What's in bubur lambuk?
Me: Ok.. I don't fancy bubur lambuk but I know it has chicken in it, some daun-daun bawang I guess.. and oh oh! they only do it during Ramadhan.
TraxxFM (Nigel): Oh.. only in Ramadhan haa... and....
Me: And DON'T ask my why!!
TraxxFM (Nigel): Ookkaaayyyy... that stops my next question then. *laughed*
I don't know whether I got that voucher or not because my ex never called me back after that but who cares. I'm sure they had a good time making fun of me now. YIDIOT!!
Oh oh... they sempat warned me no vulgar words on air. Hehe. They knew me too well lah.
Being a radio deejay gave him the full authorities to jerk me around even when we were seeing each other. He would simply call me up in the morning during his morning show and asked me something and casually said, ok... you are going on air in 5 secs. STAY ON THE LINE!! Like a%&holeeee!!!
Macam this morning lah!!
When I saw TraxxFM on my hp screen, I knew it must be him. He asked me what do I know about bubur lambuk. I said, errr nothing because I don't like bubur lambuk. SUPERB, he said. You're going on air as our expert. And I'm giving you marvellous dinner voucher ok sweetheart..
And that was it lah. Duduk la I tunggu to be on air. And here was our conversation:
TraxxFM: Soooo here's our professional to talk about bubur lambuk. What is bubur lambuk?
Me: It's a porridge?
TraxxFM: Ohh yessss, of course... that explains a LOT!! And what is lambuk?
Me: I KNEW you're going to ask that. It's... LEMBEUK (gila mengalahkan mat saleh aku pronounce nih)
TraxxFM: *laughed* What's in bubur lambuk?
Me: Ok.. I don't fancy bubur lambuk but I know it has chicken in it, some daun-daun bawang I guess.. and oh oh! they only do it during Ramadhan.
TraxxFM (Nigel): Oh.. only in Ramadhan haa... and....
Me: And DON'T ask my why!!
TraxxFM (Nigel): Ookkaaayyyy... that stops my next question then. *laughed*
I don't know whether I got that voucher or not because my ex never called me back after that but who cares. I'm sure they had a good time making fun of me now. YIDIOT!!
Oh oh... they sempat warned me no vulgar words on air. Hehe. They knew me too well lah.
3 orang buang masa di GayahLand:
Hahaha...bahana dating a deejay eh? I would've still used vulgar words, though. THat'll make them kelam-kabut trying to bleep the word out in time before it goes on air. ANd then with any luck, their supervisors might give them an earful and then they swear they'd never call you again. Ok what that strategy? That is, if you don't want him to ever call you again la.
Lady, I pity them lah because they didnt record my coming on-air slot tadik. If I were to use vulgarity, confirm their backside kena fire kaw2 ngan ladyboss diorang nanti. Hihi.
And besides, I still want to bag the gifts from them. Ex or no ex, the prizes are still miiiinnneeeeee!!
*muka pontianak*
hihi.
sila saman traxx for breach of contract. my fee tak banyak, share dinner tu dgn i jer..
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