Another Clown Conversation

Me: Oh my GAAAWWWDDDD look at your hair!! Banyaknya ubaaannnnnn!!

Handyman: Kan!! I've coloured my hair already you know..

Me: When? A year ago?

Handyman: 2 days ago lah!!

Me: Haaaa?!! Gila degil uban you nih.. *sambil pegang rambut*

Handyman: Like tuannya lah...

Me: Tell you what.. You upah me to cabut your uban. Satu uban seposen. I sanggup sebab I geram siot tengok uban you nih..

Handyman: Cannot!

Me: Why not??

Handyman: 3 quarter of my hair are made of the uban. Kalau you cabut, 3 quarter of my head botak. Bangun2 nanti tengok Ziiiieeeeee where's my haaiiiirrrrrr then how??

Me: BONGOOOOKKKKKKK!!!



My handyman is a real clown lah. Bole kena sakit jantung!!