Day: Friday, July 10, 2009
Time: 8pm
Venue: Pusat Rawatan Islam, Kelana Jaya
Doctor: Semekom... apa masalahnya?
Gayah: Komsalam (dalam ati). Sakit tekak. Feverish.
Doctor: Hmm.. (scribbles something).. You sure this is your first time? I swear you look really familiar.
Gayah: *roll eyes* Muka poster.
Doctor: *chuckle* Ok.. open your mouth and say aaaa
Gayah: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Doctor: Hmm.. teruk jugak bengkak tu. Ada bleeding sket. Kita tengok temperature ye... (inserting some kind of little torchlight in my ear)
Waiting... waiting...
Doctor: Your temperature has gone down but your throat is pretty bad.
Gayah: Nothing serious right?
Doctor: *smiled* (ingat ensem la tu?!! tuihh!!) No no.. you don't have to worry about the H1N1 virus. It's not that.
Gayah: Ok.
Doctor: Any allergy to any medicine?
Gayah: *angguk* Allergic makan banyak sangat ubat. So make it to the minimum as possible.
Doctor: *laughed* You're funny.
Gayah: So I've been told (dalam ati jugak)
Doctor: Ok.. I'm going to prescribe you some antibiotic, some med for the fever and for that sorethroat as well. Drink lots of water and avoid spicy and oily food in the meantime.
40 minutes later...
Girl behind counter: Welcome... having here or take away?
Gayah: Take away. Snack plate spicy satu... nak wing ngan thigh ye.
*matilah degil nauzubillah!!!
Time: 8pm
Venue: Pusat Rawatan Islam, Kelana Jaya
Doctor: Semekom... apa masalahnya?
Gayah: Komsalam (dalam ati). Sakit tekak. Feverish.
Doctor: Hmm.. (scribbles something).. You sure this is your first time? I swear you look really familiar.
Gayah: *roll eyes* Muka poster.
Doctor: *chuckle* Ok.. open your mouth and say aaaa
Gayah: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Doctor: Hmm.. teruk jugak bengkak tu. Ada bleeding sket. Kita tengok temperature ye... (inserting some kind of little torchlight in my ear)
Waiting... waiting...
Doctor: Your temperature has gone down but your throat is pretty bad.
Gayah: Nothing serious right?
Doctor: *smiled* (ingat ensem la tu?!! tuihh!!) No no.. you don't have to worry about the H1N1 virus. It's not that.
Gayah: Ok.
Doctor: Any allergy to any medicine?
Gayah: *angguk* Allergic makan banyak sangat ubat. So make it to the minimum as possible.
Doctor: *laughed* You're funny.
Gayah: So I've been told (dalam ati jugak)
Doctor: Ok.. I'm going to prescribe you some antibiotic, some med for the fever and for that sorethroat as well. Drink lots of water and avoid spicy and oily food in the meantime.
40 minutes later...
Girl behind counter: Welcome... having here or take away?
Gayah: Take away. Snack plate spicy satu... nak wing ngan thigh ye.
*matilah degil nauzubillah!!!
3 orang buang masa di GayahLand:
baca para atas = simpati.
baca para akhir = padan muka kau.
muahahaha....
hidup nekad, mati muda!
orang degil pun, mati muda!
tok ular - sama seh ngan ayat mak aku. gitew la ayatnya cuma agak berdentum sket aa bunyinya.
"APESAL DEGIL SANGAT NEEIIIIII?!!!! SOK SAKIT TAK LEH BANGUN ILANG SORE PADAN MUKAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Ahan - *sepantas kilat mengucap* mak muda lagik nok.. jangan aa buat mak saspen kan. blom sempat rasa nikmat syurga dunia nih. hik.
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