June 24, 2009

My Ideal Man

This is a very dear friend's prediction of my ideal man.


"Ko ni kelako.. then yep he must have a good sense of humor. umur tak kisah but bukan belasan tahun... nanti mak dia mesti tak bagi... hehehe.. gurau je.. a smart guy, reading type tapi bukan nerd.. liberal tapi not total nihilist or anarchist... non judgmental... good PR skills so he can get along with all your friends yang berbagai rupa dan gaya dan fahaman agama. doesn't gauge success by how much money you make, how big your car/house is and your profession. an easy going guy yang respect you of who you are, past and present. and most importantly, he loves you more than anything.. all these based on how i see your writings on relationship and stuff..."



This led me to a conversation with Ibu Adam.


Me: Tu diaaaaa jantan ideal aku!! I'll die alone then.


Ibu Adam: Isn't that jantan ideal for most of us? But I agree with Acai though. He sounds perfect for you.


Me: Mana aku nak carik jantan camni? Dah tak wujud ok!!


Ibu Adam: Wujud! You just have to keep looking. Willy* maybe?



Kalau Ibu Adam dah lama tak hapdet blog dia, tu maksudnya dia dah kena pancung sula ngan Cik Gayah ye. And Acai, thank you for the prediction. Seperti diberitahu, aku dah siap print your prediction and ask all guys I meet whether they have these criterias or not. Save my time. Heh.





*Wiily is a guy we made fun of because of his name vs his ACTUAL name

4 orang buang masa di GayahLand:

DEP said...

Hahaha... ko ni buat aku sound like Nostradamus la...hehehe.

Anyway, happy hunting. Tapi kalau nak senang, dail 1300 88 2525 ye... akan terpacullah bakal jejaka impian anda dalam masa setengah jam.

;P

-acai-

mekyam said...

psst.. cik gayah!

bisik: "criteria" tak pakai "s". kata ni inggeris pinjam drp bahasa pope. dlm bahasa tu, kata nama yg berakhir dgn "a" semuanya jamak. mufrad berakhir dgn "um". jadi kalau satu = "criterium". cth lain, "data/datum". don't ask me why... yg guna bahasa kuno sampai berabuk ni ari2 cuma org tua pope tu dgn 900 org anak buah dia yg sume pakai gaun kat vatican tu jer. :D

kat luar ujan. nak sambung kerja takdak mood. lagipun kerja ari ni seme dlm bahasa perancis, menyengaukan idung dan menyengalkan otak. tulah menggeledah gayahland. hope u don't mind.

Gayah Gebu said...

yay i found my inglis teacher!! thank you mek. i learn new things today!!

and you speak french too? ada kelas dak??? *mata kelip2*

mekyam said...

kelas melelas! tak hebat mana pun, cik gayah. dah itu yg mek ni belajor, bolehlah sesikit utk cari makan.