He: You know my cousin, Rajan (bukan nama samaran) right? His son likes Sean Kingston.. now he LOOKS like Sean Kingston too. Bulat siot!!
Me: *ketawa golek2 tapi sopan*
He: He's now almost at my height but he's huge. Like freaking huge!! He used to have good features tapi skarang sebab muka dah makin bulat, mata makin dah tak nampak. Sepet gila.
Me: How old is he now?
He: 12..
Me: OMG!!! You are what? 179cm?? And he's only 12!!
He: Yeap. Now he's wearing shoes size 10. Imagine when he's 18. Pakai kasut Ronald McDonald siot.
Me: *ketawa golek2 kurang sopan first level* I remember Rajan is not 'that' big. How's the wife? Is she big in size?
He: No lah. She's like you. Thinner of course.
Pause.
Me: HAAAIIIIYAAAAKKKKKKK *penumbuk* debuuussshhhhh!!
He: OOOUUCCHHHH!! What was that for?!!!!
Me: You said I'm fat!!
He: WHAT?!!! I didn't say you're fat! I said she's thinner!!
Me: HAAIIIYAAAKKKK *penumbuk* debuussshhhhh!!
He: HEEYYYY!! Sakit la mangkuuukkkkk!!!
Me: You said anything to do with body size again, I sumpah you jadik badak!!! Hah!!
He: Ni la pompuan!! Pantang dengar gemmm OOOWWWWWW!!!
Me: You finish lah that statement!! Finish laaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
If you see a guy, 179cm weighing at around 80kg, walking around with bruises and blueblack on his hand in KJ area, DON'T pity him. He said I'm fat! Hmph!
Me: *ketawa golek2 tapi sopan*
He: He's now almost at my height but he's huge. Like freaking huge!! He used to have good features tapi skarang sebab muka dah makin bulat, mata makin dah tak nampak. Sepet gila.
Me: How old is he now?
He: 12..
Me: OMG!!! You are what? 179cm?? And he's only 12!!
He: Yeap. Now he's wearing shoes size 10. Imagine when he's 18. Pakai kasut Ronald McDonald siot.
Me: *ketawa golek2 kurang sopan first level* I remember Rajan is not 'that' big. How's the wife? Is she big in size?
He: No lah. She's like you. Thinner of course.
Pause.
Me: HAAAIIIIYAAAAKKKKKKK *penumbuk* debuuussshhhhh!!
He: OOOUUCCHHHH!! What was that for?!!!!
Me: You said I'm fat!!
He: WHAT?!!! I didn't say you're fat! I said she's thinner!!
Me: HAAIIIYAAAKKKK *penumbuk* debuussshhhhh!!
He: HEEYYYY!! Sakit la mangkuuukkkkk!!!
Me: You said anything to do with body size again, I sumpah you jadik badak!!! Hah!!
He: Ni la pompuan!! Pantang dengar gemmm OOOWWWWWW!!!
Me: You finish lah that statement!! Finish laaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
If you see a guy, 179cm weighing at around 80kg, walking around with bruises and blueblack on his hand in KJ area, DON'T pity him. He said I'm fat! Hmph!
9 orang buang masa di GayahLand:
your power of 'interpretation' does reduce me to tears... of glee!
muahahaha.....
would you beat up a woman if she says the same thing? hehehe... just wondering. a gentleman won't fight back but can't say the same about gentlewoman.
you're fat.
hua hua hua
aiseyman, takde option anonymous aa. matik la
Ahan, I also managed to put him in tears too... of pain. hehe.
Madam, a woman's 'punch' is manja2 like that.. tak sakit. but a man's? gila patah riuk kalau dia debik i...
hik.
Tok Snake, nak kena santau?!!!!
salam gayah!
nak beri notis ttg kemungkinan yg amat besar yg i akan buang pepe masa yg tak pakai kat sini.
p.s. i ikut kelibat lori sampah u from tok snek's place. ;D
salam mekyam..
notis diterima. hik.
welkaaammmmm...
mekyam,
saya tak kenal dia ni, tapi ahan kata kawan dia. could be another ballcrusher
what is ballcrusher??
*muka inesen*
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