My new housemate is a God-send.
She LOOOOVVVEESSSSS cooking. Every morning, I would wake up to the smell of bawang digoreng la.. or the sound of minyak letup2 laa. And every night, I have, get this... proper food for dinner on the dining table maaannn.. I seriously didn't know the kitchen is able to produce this much of food!! Seriously!!
Before she came to the house, my kitchen was like... a place where you put your utensils, or boiling water, or simply heating up something using the microwave. The stove was meant to cantek2 like that. And the fridge is stocked with frozen food and juices and fresh milk and if its lucky, it might find few bijik of eggs. Whenever he came to my house to be my handyman....
That didn't sound right.
Whenever he came to my house to do some handyman work...
Hmmm...
Bila dia datang jadik tukang betulkan umah la abis cite eh... he would massively kutuk my kitchen.
"Apa nih?!!! Don't you EVER eat in the house? Look at your garam. Keras siot!! And the onion!! Goodness!! You tengah tanam bawang in your cabinet keeee?!!!"
Kecik ati I tawww. You see!! Camne laa tak kena abuse dengan I kalau mulut takde insurance!!
It's not like I don't cook at all. I do. Cuma 6 bulan skali lah. Tu pun kalau tetiba tersinggah pasar malam and my nafsu of eating daging lemak cili api datang ke.. or ikan cencaru sumbat ke.. then I'll cook. Besides, why would I want to waste my peluh2 all to cook for ONE?!! And knowing myself, I won't eat what I cook. Takde selera. Dah tu, sapa nak makan I penat2 masak? Burung merpati??
*alasan*
My new housemate cooks every morning and night. And when I don't eat, she would pull a long face. Now, I don't want to sound ungrateful la kan. But, to eat rich food every night???
MAKIN GEDEBAB LA AKU CAMNIIIIII!!!!!!
She LOOOOVVVEESSSSS cooking. Every morning, I would wake up to the smell of bawang digoreng la.. or the sound of minyak letup2 laa. And every night, I have, get this... proper food for dinner on the dining table maaannn.. I seriously didn't know the kitchen is able to produce this much of food!! Seriously!!
Before she came to the house, my kitchen was like... a place where you put your utensils, or boiling water, or simply heating up something using the microwave. The stove was meant to cantek2 like that. And the fridge is stocked with frozen food and juices and fresh milk and if its lucky, it might find few bijik of eggs. Whenever he came to my house to be my handyman....
That didn't sound right.
Whenever he came to my house to do some handyman work...
Hmmm...
Bila dia datang jadik tukang betulkan umah la abis cite eh... he would massively kutuk my kitchen.
"Apa nih?!!! Don't you EVER eat in the house? Look at your garam. Keras siot!! And the onion!! Goodness!! You tengah tanam bawang in your cabinet keeee?!!!"
Kecik ati I tawww. You see!! Camne laa tak kena abuse dengan I kalau mulut takde insurance!!
It's not like I don't cook at all. I do. Cuma 6 bulan skali lah. Tu pun kalau tetiba tersinggah pasar malam and my nafsu of eating daging lemak cili api datang ke.. or ikan cencaru sumbat ke.. then I'll cook. Besides, why would I want to waste my peluh2 all to cook for ONE?!! And knowing myself, I won't eat what I cook. Takde selera. Dah tu, sapa nak makan I penat2 masak? Burung merpati??
*alasan*
My new housemate cooks every morning and night. And when I don't eat, she would pull a long face. Now, I don't want to sound ungrateful la kan. But, to eat rich food every night???
MAKIN GEDEBAB LA AKU CAMNIIIIII!!!!!!
9 orang buang masa di GayahLand:
tu lah. owang dah cakap, gaya hidop sehat. gym ker, jogging kat taman ke, ini idak, clubbing jer
fuh, pandai gak aku berleter rupernye.
err.. awak tersalah letak comment ke? saya tak pandai clubbing. salah orang nih.
Huh? Garam sampai jadi batu? Mann... your kitchen must be haunted kalau dah kena abandon sampai gitu sekali ekekekek!
memang berantu pun madam. jangankan garam je bole jadik batu. lesung batu tu pun makin berbatu jadik statue dah kat tepi sink dari tahun 2007 sampai bulan lepas tak berusik. hehe.
hi gayah of the gebu,
i'm baaack!
sounds like yr dapur drp kemarau terus ke tengkujuh, bak kata org mat!
but don't knock rezeki. tapau bawak gi opis takleh ke?
hi mekyam, kalau masak bfast tu tak kesah sangat. makan je kat umah. yang i susah the hati tu bila makan malam ha. i nak tapau gi opis guane memalam?? disebabkan dia asek la memasak memalam dan i asek la memakan je, i walk to the office these days. tok snake tu pun dah pandai membebel je cakap i tak mengamalkan idup sehat.
*cebik*
kememeh heee
kalu macam tu, las2 saya rase u kena sabo memana alat memasak kat dapur u.
tutup salur gas ke... sorok kuali ke... boh garam dlm freezer ke...
wat u think?
ahahahaha.. mekyam over taw your thinking. i looiikkkeeee!!!
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